中英对译笑话

Schelfaniel

1． we two who and who？
  　
　　咱俩谁跟谁阿  

2． how are you ? how old are you?

     怎么是你，怎么老是你？  

3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you  

      你不鸟我，我也不鸟你  

4． you have seed I will give you some color to see 　
　　see, brothers ！together

     你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！  

5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then
　　say!if you have  nothing to say,go home!!

      有事起奏，无事退朝  


6． you me you me  

     彼此彼此  


7． You Give Me Stop!!  

     你给我站住！  

8． know is know noknow is noknow

      知之为知之，不知为不知…  

9． WATCH SISTER

      表妹  


10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’
　　　son can make hole!!  

   　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
  

11． American Chinese not enough  
        美中不足  

12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people
　　　die  
        车祸现场描述  

13． heart flower angry open

         心花怒放  

14． go past no mistake past

      走过路过，不要错过  


15． 　小明：I am sorry!

       老外：I am sorry too!

       小明：I am sorry three!

       老外：What are you sorry for?  

       小明：I am sorry five!  


16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I
　　　have one!  
  　 要钱没有，要命一条  


17． I call Li old big. toyear 25.
  
      我叫李老大，今年25。
  

18． you have two down son。
  
       你有两下子。  


19． as far as you go to die

      有多远，死多远！！！！


20． I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose
　　　your face ,I turn my face

      给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

ld007

Dogs can not change their habbit of eating shit.

wildpan

blue blue sister

苜蓿

good good study

whf

DAY DAY UP

心梦

as far as you go to die

虎纹猫

expensive sun

Pato

PT

虎纹猫

pian tie

wildpan

sun cat